Let's play the Osama lottery

There's a website called OsamaBinLotto on which, for $3 a guess, you can wager which of five scenarios President Bush will use next month to stampede impressed or frightened voters to his cause. You just have to provide the closest time and date. Under a visual depiction of Bush in a magician's tuxedo pulling the head of Osama bin Laden from a top hat, the choices are: 1) Producing Osama, 2) Attacking Iran, 3) Attacking North Korea, 4) Postponing the election due to terrorism, 5) Dumping Richard Cheney as vice president. Hillarious!